In fact, why don't you Tell Everyone.
What's an Emoodicon, you ask? Well, you know when you're online and you can just type a couple keys and tell the whole world how you feel? Happy? Angry? Shy? ROFL? In lurve? Don't you wish real life was that easy? No big discussion. No beating around the bush. No batting your eyes or getting passive aggressive. Just, "This is ME, are you LISTENING?!
They're like a secret decoder ring for your mood. They're smilies for the real world. They tell everyone just what's on your mind. "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you," is a phrase you'll never utter again. If your boyfriend or girlfriend or best friend or evil arch nemesis has eyes, they'll know. (If they don't have eyes, no ring will help you. Sorry.) Emoodicon jewelry comes with your choice of 25 mood icons: pick Kitteh or Bleep the Robot. We'll be adding more designs soon so you can mix and match, swap and share, spice it up. Emoodicons are totally customizable. They're cool, they're fun, and they won't break or turn your finger green. Isn't that a nice change?
So, why are Emoodicons cooler than other rings?
They're hypoallergenic so you won't swell up like a blowfish.
They're tarnish and rust-proof. ('Cause nothing says "classy" like a rusty ring.)
They're easy to switch. No stickiness, no fumbling around. One quick twist and you're ready to rock.
Your mood icons are hidden in a secret compartment within the ring so you can bring 'em with you wherever you go.
Just choose a style and size, and click Add To Cart to put an end to the mystery surrounding your mood.
Or visit our Store Page or FAQ to learn more about our fabulous craftsmanship and so on.
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Of course, you don't have to wear your heart on your sleeve. Emoodicons don't tell you what mood you're in— they make it easy for you to tell everyone else what mood you're in. But nobody's saying you have to be pathologically honest about it… Maybe you want people to believe you're happy when you're crying inside? Maybe you need to lay the foundations for a good guilt trip? Maybe your devious heart wants to look like it's in love or the angel of your better nature needs to play the devil for a while? It's all up to you, really. You're like a secret agent now, baby! You've got a hidden compartment just full of emotional disguises everywhere you go.
Getting in touch with your feelings has never been easier or cheaper… why invest in therapy when your emotional well-being can be monitored so close to hand? Have you been wearing Heartbreak for a month now? Maybe it's time to switch to Cool? Or you could even wear the mood you'd like to be feeling as a reminder to yourself. Nothing wrong with leaving ROFL in your ring for a week ;-).
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