Bleep's origins are hazy. Some say he came to Earth after hitching a ride on a passing comet. Others have heard that he was the most successful experiment of a genius who toiled away for years trying to create the perfect coffee grinder. A consummate helper, Bleep is always able to lend a hand around the house, and he is well-versed in automotive and aerospace technologies, as well as in the intricacies of cross-stitch. Although you'd think he'd be into electronica, Bleep's favorite song is actually John Cage's 4'33". Bleep digs irony.
You can send mail to Bleep at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Note: Please do not ask Bleep if he is related to C-3PO, R2-D2 or the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz. He hates that.